Lillie "Respect Ya Mum, #3" Keogh
Player name and number:
Ya Mum #3
How long have you been skating for?
An exact date would be hard to determine, but injuries and stupid prior commitments aside, im gonna go along with a round figure of 1 year?
Preferred position?
Slorches bow to the ORSUMNESS of Ya Mum no matter what kinda trouble she is causing. I am Helper, Annoyer, Smasher, Speedster and In-Your-F**king-Face'er, but most of all, Team-Player, because there is no 'I' in TEAM, but there is in 'PIE' and smashed pie is what the opponent looks like if they try to get by DCDD alone :D
Most memorable moment? (not just skating)
The exact moment that I had an epiphany and realized that the last 10 years of playing soccer had never amounted to 1/100th of the joy that I feel being a part of this amazing cluster-f**k of gorgeous,brilliant, strong, weird ass slorches and fellas (but mostly slorches)
If you were down to your last $20 what would you spend it on?
A discounted round of shots at the Newy for all my ladies, (thanks to my 'ladies')
How do you like your steak?
Running past the table as i tackle it, make an example of it, and saw off a chunk of my choosing before toasting it with a flame-thrower and smothering it in gravy and heaped with vegies.
If you could invite 3 people around for dinner, who would they be and why?
Carl Baron - coz i wanna pick his brain and have the tea-party of the bloody century
Billy Connelly - He is one of my fave people in the world and it would give me the chance to see what makes him tick.
Jar-Jar Binks - for some quality conversation after all the seriousness and in-depth insight of worldly matters.
And a blurb about yourself...
Sup all you derby-lovers!
I am Ya Mum and I am here to have fun, be a dork and live my life to the fullest with all the peeps i love and hump. Yes hump. I have a terrible tendency to hump your leg if I'm excited or i like you lots. You get used to it....quickly hahaha
I first saw derby as something that might be cool, but quickly discovered that it opened my eyes to an amazing bunch of people that are guaranteed to be just as amazing the whole world over. Derby brings together such kind, open-hearted, enigmatic people who are fun-loving, and not afraid to put themselves out there to help someone, they may have only just met and don't even know the name of.
I have the utmost respect and love for this special bunch of women who have become my family, and have inadvertently helped me open up and just be myself.
Through their influence, I am the enigma you see today. I guarantee that you will never meet someone like me, for better or worse, and what you see is what you get. (and you may see more than you bargain for due to my revealing attire at training)
That is all, if you wanna know more, all you have to ask and you shall recieve. That little voice in your head that tells you to pull out, you're revealing too much......well i don't have one, so ask at your own bloody risk :D
Lots of Humps and Bruises
Ya Mum :D
Ya Mum #3
How long have you been skating for?
An exact date would be hard to determine, but injuries and stupid prior commitments aside, im gonna go along with a round figure of 1 year?
Preferred position?
Slorches bow to the ORSUMNESS of Ya Mum no matter what kinda trouble she is causing. I am Helper, Annoyer, Smasher, Speedster and In-Your-F**king-Face'er, but most of all, Team-Player, because there is no 'I' in TEAM, but there is in 'PIE' and smashed pie is what the opponent looks like if they try to get by DCDD alone :D
Most memorable moment? (not just skating)
The exact moment that I had an epiphany and realized that the last 10 years of playing soccer had never amounted to 1/100th of the joy that I feel being a part of this amazing cluster-f**k of gorgeous,brilliant, strong, weird ass slorches and fellas (but mostly slorches)
If you were down to your last $20 what would you spend it on?
A discounted round of shots at the Newy for all my ladies, (thanks to my 'ladies')
How do you like your steak?
Running past the table as i tackle it, make an example of it, and saw off a chunk of my choosing before toasting it with a flame-thrower and smothering it in gravy and heaped with vegies.
If you could invite 3 people around for dinner, who would they be and why?
Carl Baron - coz i wanna pick his brain and have the tea-party of the bloody century
Billy Connelly - He is one of my fave people in the world and it would give me the chance to see what makes him tick.
Jar-Jar Binks - for some quality conversation after all the seriousness and in-depth insight of worldly matters.
And a blurb about yourself...
Sup all you derby-lovers!
I am Ya Mum and I am here to have fun, be a dork and live my life to the fullest with all the peeps i love and hump. Yes hump. I have a terrible tendency to hump your leg if I'm excited or i like you lots. You get used to it....quickly hahaha
I first saw derby as something that might be cool, but quickly discovered that it opened my eyes to an amazing bunch of people that are guaranteed to be just as amazing the whole world over. Derby brings together such kind, open-hearted, enigmatic people who are fun-loving, and not afraid to put themselves out there to help someone, they may have only just met and don't even know the name of.
I have the utmost respect and love for this special bunch of women who have become my family, and have inadvertently helped me open up and just be myself.
Through their influence, I am the enigma you see today. I guarantee that you will never meet someone like me, for better or worse, and what you see is what you get. (and you may see more than you bargain for due to my revealing attire at training)
That is all, if you wanna know more, all you have to ask and you shall recieve. That little voice in your head that tells you to pull out, you're revealing too much......well i don't have one, so ask at your own bloody risk :D
Lots of Humps and Bruises
Ya Mum :D
